October 5, 2011
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If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Watching amateur dance is like sleeping with your ex. It’s not as good as you thought it would be and half way through you’re trying to remember why you thought it was a good idea to begin with.
Try and remember you’re the only one who still carries an image of yourself as a young, hot 25 year-old!
Clarify what type of relationship a man wants before he’s naked in your bed. Afterwards his big head can’t engage!
Never wear a low cut shirt to the shooting range or the movie theater if you’re going to eat popcorn!
After a certain age it’s important to wear your glasses when cleaning the house.
Never stop dancing…even after the music fades.